The Meadow Test

Bessie let out a breath that sounded like a tire losing air. "The question, girls, is what has he not done?" She rolled her eyes so far back into her skull I was worried they'd become stuck that way.

"Wait, back the truck up," Piper chimed in, her voice low as a grave. "You're telling me he still hasn't touched you? In a biblical sense? Even after you said you were gonna seduce him?"

"I'm tellin'