The Bearded Siren

Even though the makeup on its face was long gone, those fake eyelashes—basically glued onto its eyelids like they'd been welded on—were proof it had once been someone who cared about their appearance.

There was also a bald guy, shirtless, covered in tattoos—most of them faded beyond recognition—with a sign hanging from his neck that read "Free shipping with 10-dollar purchase." Definitely a livest