A Monstrous Confession

Marilyn shot her assistant a frosty look. "No matter how urgent it is, it can wait until I finish what I have to do today. There's a baby due this morning. The kid's barely hanging on in the womb, but all the organs are in perfect condition. And guess what? We've got a buyer offering a hefty price. Once the baby's born, we'll just declare it dead."

Her assistant was speechless, completely stunned.