A Convenient Demise

It really was an accident.

Reginald was found dead in his mistress's bed, in a way that was anything but dignified.

He was almost naked, blood oozing from his eyes, nose, and mouth, his eyes staring wide open.

When he died, his mistress couldn't handle it and fainted. When she finally came to, she found his body ice-cold. Her hands shook as she checked if he was still breathing, and when she reali