The Awkward Scooter Ride

Alaric stared, 'Seriously? Am I really supposed to ride this thing?'

Aria saw him just standing there and patted the back seat. "What, you don't like it? Little Green was a raffle prize Beatrix won and gave me on purpose. She's got one too. If she finds out you're talking smack about her Little Green and Little Pink, trust me, she'll give you the waterworks."

Hearing that, Alaric could almost he