Offensive Strategy

Declan

"That's not funny," I chuckled, because it wasn't, because there was no version of reality where that sentence made sense. Ever.

Yeah, my dad was a coach for the prestigious Boston Falcons but that was five years ago. Five years!! And in those span of five years, you know my dad had been doing? Lying, stealing and putting his dick up on a billboard for all the chicks in the city. I'd rather