Table Manners

Declan

They stared at me. I smiled back. They picked up their cutlery and started preparing to eat. God, I love watching them squirm.

The cutlery was positioned at the exact same angle at every setting. The exact same. I felt like I'd walked into a simulation.

I genuinely don't know how Sisi survived growing up in this place without losing her mind.

Step 3. Talk during dinner. They hate it.

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