Dressed for Damage Control

Hadley’s POV

Dick… big…

I was sprawled across my bed like I’d been dropped there by a tornado, hair everywhere, blanket twisted around my legs, one arm wrapped around my pillow like it had personally promised to protect me from humiliation.

“Dick… big…” I mumbled into the pillow, still halfway asleep.

Then I let out a tiny, sleepy laugh.

“Your dick’s big…” I muttered again, voice muffled. “Big? …B