CROWN OF VENOM AND VELVET

An Impossible Lesson

Author: Vesper—Elsewhere

An Impossible Lesson

[KAELIA BRYNN HALLOWAY]

"TEACH YOU?" I echo.

My ears tingle at his statement, and my eyes remain in his, dumbfounded. I search for the lie, there must be a lie, for I feel I haven't heard right, and if I have— then it is he who has spoken wrong.

Either way, this has to be a sick twisted version of what Fang thinks humor is, but I admit I have heard Fang joke better.

This. This was a bad, bad joke.