Not Quite a Saint

"What have the two of you been up to?" Damien asks as we walk to our bedroom.

"Nothing much. We were just getting to know each other."

"You spent a lot of time in the kitchen. I was beginning to get worried."

"Worried? Worried about what? Did you think that I was kidnapped?"

He laughs. "Kidnapped? Hell no. That won't happen in this house."

I chuckle. "So what were you worried about?"

"I thought yo