The Gentleman Act

"I should probably go," Damien announces. He's about to walk away when my mom speaks up.

"Honey, who is he? Who are you?" she asks, staring at him.

He pauses and looks at her.

"Uh, he's a nobody, Mom. You don't need to worry," I tell her.

"He's not a nobody. I saw you talking to him. Is there a problem? Who are you, young man?" Mom inquires.

Young man? He's barely a man, let alone a gentleman. Fun