Morning Showdown

"No, no, no!" The young man panicked, his slicked-back hair practically standing on end. He snatched the apple off his head, sweat pouring down his face. "I'm not worthy! I'm really not worthy!"

As he spoke, he tried to pass the apple to the other cousins standing nearby.

But none of the dozen or so people dared to take it, leaving Seth dumbfounded. Seth said, "You... You..."

'What a useless bunch