Uninvited

“I can’t believe he told me no,” I complained to Jada.

She laughed. “That’s just the worst when a man expresses interest in who you are as a person. What a dick.”

“I just don’t get it. I mean, I know it’s not going anywhere. He knows it’s not going anywhere. The milk is very clearly free so no need to buy the cow. Why wouldn’t he take the free milk?”

“Please stop talking about milk,” she said. I h