The Chief Arrives

"I was the one who called the police."

The officer raised an eyebrow, slightly surprised. "You called the police. So, you're reporting yourself?"

"This old woman falsely accused me of prostitution, barged into my rented apartment, rummaged through my belongings, and is now trying to forcefully evict me. We have a signed lease agreement—what she's doing is clearly illegal. I'm calling the police s