The One-Man Army

'Who else is even getting screen time right now?'

'Holy hell. My friend is in Emberpeak Town, and he says Shadowbane no longer bothers to pick up Bronze drops. Players are literally following him around just to grab whatever he leaves behind.'

'That's brutal. I want to rush over there and latch onto Shadowbane myself. Let me scoop up his leftovers, and I'll do anything.'

'Watch your eyes, man. The