The Paternity Rivalry

“I'm her husband, so I'm the father.”

“Oh, sorry, you mean the man who is trying to rob her of money she worked hard for?”

“I was angry; she cheated on me. What did you expect me to do?”

“I am glad you know I slept with her, so yes, I can be the father.”

“The doctor said, ‘six weeks’ I know she wasn't sleeping with you back then.”

“Well, unlike you, I'm educated, so yes, medically she's six weeks