Heartbreak on the Rocks

"So, Kaelen—is it?" Meadow purred, his voice sliding over the chaos like oil on a griddle. "Let me get this straight. Your girlfriend has amnesia, doesn't remember your beautiful, brooding face, and instead thinks she's shacking up with the ex-best friend whom you literally saw pounding on your ex-almost-fiancée on your birthday? That's a level of tragedy usually reserved for Greek gods, honey."