Skin and Steam

My brain broke in real time.

“Vaughn!” My voice shot up two octaves as I slapped my hands over my eyes so fast I almost gave myself a concussion. “You are naked! You are fully naked! What is wrong with you? Do you have no shame? There are laws, Vaughn! Rules! Basic human decency! You cannot just walk around dropping pants like you are allergic to clothing while I am trying to have a mental breakd