Capitalizing on Chaos

"NeonFries: Is it real? What does our resident expert say? @WhiskeyTango"

"WhiskeyTango: Me? Expert? Don't tease me!"

"WhiskeyTango: Unlikely in the short term, but the system loves throwing curveballs. Trees need to be replanted ASAP or we'll be at their mercy."

"NeonFries: Don't worry, we own a mine."

A Super Blizzard? Even if one came, prices wouldn't rise this fast; this was pure market manipu