Wiped From Existence

"Effect: No healing properties whatsoever.

"Special Side Effect: Upon consumption, inflicts severe gastrointestinal distress (more commonly known as extreme diarrhea) for one hour. All stats are reduced by 10% throughout this duration due to dehydration and physical exhaustion.

"Evaluation: A malicious creation of dark cuisine. Not recommended for use on allies."

Harper nearly choked.

A laxative?