Salt and Steel

"NeonFries: Any unsealed salt will do—brand isn't important. Coarse rock salt in big pieces works too. Buying now, first come first served."

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"What?"

"Wait, am I reading this right? Bread... for salt?"

"Is this some trust-fund kid messing around? Salt's worthless right now! It doesn't fill you up—just makes an empty stomach feel worse."

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