Chapter 195

**BAS**

The flight to the Maldives promises to be a real shit show. Why? For one, my attempt at losing my bride on the runway *didn't work* and now she sits to the left of me looking like a chubby little gnome dressed in an overpriced white table cloth.

She isn't *ugly*, that's not what troubles me, and to be fair I have fucked girls far more threatening on the ricter scale than her, but I never w