Viv 26- Mess and miss

I wake up late, probably around ten am and check my phone. Thank goodness I left it on silent because I have five missed calls from ‘Dingbat’. I can only imagine how pissed off I would have been if he woke me with his pestering. I doubt there is any way I would have been able to resist answering that call and tearing into him. Which would probably be satisfying, but I doubt that it would be produc