164|Kill The Story

"Can someone tell me what the hell is going on? I went to bed last night with the man of my dreams only to wake up this morning alone and horny as fuck, and the world's gone crazy!" She shrieked as soon as their lines connected.

"It's not about to get any better!" Lauren had to douse her with a healthy dose of reality. "Congrats bitch! You've made it on the front cover of all the major tabloids!