Chapter 211

"First photo: too serious. You look like you're interviewing for a bank director position," Ivy said, analyzing my phone like it was an important case study. "Second photo: way too casual. You look like you just woke up. Third photo…"

"What about the third photo?" I asked, suddenly anxious.

"In this one you're pretty, but you look like you're constipated."

"Ivy!"

It was Monday afternoon, and we we