Chapter 201

(Derek POV)

I already mentioned that I take on side jobs. Almost all human celebrities do; that is where the real money comes from. The most common side hustle is to endorse products and film commercials, but I find most commercials demeaning, and I legit could care less about what brand of soap some f&&ing human wants to use.

After trying —and failing— to fake my way through a few bullsh&t co